james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
If you want to set the mood before sex close and lock all the doors and windows in your bedroom while playing the rains of castamere from the stereo.
To really excite your man slowly take of your clothes to reveal the chainmail you’ve been concealing all night under your clothes
To make the night perfect, as he enters you, stab him with a dagger and tenderly whisper, “The Lannisters send their regards”